The Ralph Report

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THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph Garman is a daily show featuring news, pop culture, and current events as filtered through twisted mind of it's host. The show features comedy segments, celebrity interviews, and TV & film reviews along with Ralph's take on what's happening in the world.

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  • ₽&))65(!₽;5
    Full of hate and bigotry
    A miserable angry grandpa spouting standard hateful far-left garbage. Please don’t give him your money
  • TheFakeHuman
    Sound clips, so many flashbacks
    Adding more useless sound clips to my head theater than I bargained for. Definitely packs the fun up your ears every time.
  • Infern0G
    TRR is just fantastic
    TRR is funny, informative, great if you love history, inventions, goofyness, showbiz news and stories, and most of all a podcast that is full of heart. All topics are on the table, so it’s not always for the faint hearted or the easily offended, but this podcast has helped me through some of the darkest days of my life, literally had given me a reason to try to get out of bed on days when I wasn’t sure I could, and I love it. Ralph and Eddie have made not only a fantastic show, but have also cultivated an amazing, caring and generous community around the show in the Garmy.
  • Big giant puce fish
    Wash rinse repeat
    When the Ralph report first started I was all in I thought it was hilarious. Then after a while I started getting a bit annoyed by it because the show became just so repetitive. I continued to listen but found myself just getting more and more irritated that every Monday was the same show, every Tuesday was the same show, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday all the same show. Same jokes, same bits, same segments, so I had a bit of a falling out with the show. I recently hopped back in only to realize it hasn’t changed! Every Monday the same, every Tuesday the same, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday all the same! It’s even come to the point that Eddie will say the same thing after certain bits. So now I’m officially done with it.
  • Fruit Fan..**{}
    Worth the price of subscription!
    Ralph and crew do an awesome job in this entertaining daily show. Well worth the price of admission. Thank you Ralph!
  • Lord Snerts
    Ralph is Great
    I’ve been listening to Ralph since his KROQ days, and became a big fan after hearing Hollywood Babble On. I am happy that he has found a niche in the podcast world. Give The Ralph Report a listen.
  • Lou_Midencey
    Tired bits
    Used to love Ralph. His bits are tired. Hopefully he can work on updating his show.
  • Pondy452352
    Great way to start the day
    Good fun
  • Accesette
    My favorite show
    It’s the first podcast I listen to every morning.
  • gentryfb
    Great Pod
    Part of my daily collection.
  • Anthony09087
    Meh
    It’s pretty much the same show over and over, same old music, themes, jokes. Can get very tiresome very fast. Ralph is a relic of an old sexist time, but now that he has his own podcast he can be as sexist as he wants without being fired like he was when he was on the radio. The entertainment report is what I enjoyed most, the news of the day from Hollywood with a bit of commentary, but Ralph crosses that line and makes things political. It will make you cringe and just wish he would report the news. Eddie Pence is a lap dog for Ralph, will laugh at everything he says, has no real feedback, if he disappeared one day, no one would notice. I used to enjoy the podcast, it was funny and very informative until it got political, got overly sexist and just became the same show over and over. It does seem that this podcast caters to one race only, there is no rap music or any mention of anyone of race but whites. Which like I said it’s his podcast so he’s able to do what he wants. But how about an intro featuring a black artist for once? I caught myself using the skip button a lot, callers can get very annoying, among other things. Oh and one more thing, for those that care, this show has a lot of foul language, not for children at all.
  • TuMeroCharro
    Fozzie Bear here
    Wocka wocka!
  • Bob.Bakh
    So freaking good
    Been a 4 star member since before the first episode. Listens to Ralph every day on KROQ and to him on Hollywood babble on with Kevin Smith and his playing officer exposition on NYPD Blue. As well as being so disappointed on there not being a Bobby spinoff from that one episode of House. Ralph is quick witted and a sharp tongue presenter end I crack up daily listening to the show. And then there is Eddie, with his lack of knowledge not derived from 80’s movie and inability to eat normal food, but good for a laugh. And Steve Ashton, so lush. He will make you howl with laughter and then there is the group of loyal listener/ contributors that make this a family of a podcast. Well worth a listen. And join the patreon.
  • EzPeezy207
    The 1st Edition of the #KBCU!
    Ralph Garman’s return to my ears thru his own podcast has been wonderful! If you need your fix of the old Kevin & Bean show, the Ralph Report does the trick! Head on over to Patreon and drop the $3 (or more) a month for the full experience. It’s well worth it!
  • Salsa25girl
    Day is not complete without The Ralph Report
    I go way back with Ralph. I vividly remember his first day on KROQ as The New Guy. As the years went by...I found myself listening to KROQ in the am just to hear Ralph’s segments. I still miss his Bowie impression. But lo and behold ... The Ralph Report gives me an hour’s worth of Ralph everyday. I’ve been here since Day 1, and Ralph has never disappointed. I look forward to the One Hit Wonders and Happy Tunes. The rest of the crew, Eddie and Steve, are just as awesome. Seriously, my day is just off if I skip listening to Ralph in the mornings. So worth my 15 cents+ that I pay everyday! Love you Ralph 😍
  • SS Laser
    Thanks gentleman for the funny!
    Thanks for the free episodes for a broke and cheap bastard! Ralph thanks for the funny! Eddie well the "drunk" segments are at least funny! JK! Thanks for the funny!
  • Cobak
    A True Original
    Ralph is one of those rare humans who can lambast celebrities and tell crude jokes while also being a truly decent human being. He’s also hilarious :-)
  • theyagz
    Best Podcast Ever!
    I missed Ralph so much after he left the morning radio show, and now his podcast has replaced that void. I never miss a episode, it is well worth just a few bucks a month on Patreon. Laugh out loud funny, you need to do yourself a favor and check this podcast out!
  • fanofwitty
    Relevance coupled with awesome humor! So great!
    Staged a boycott for over a year after Ralph left K&B. Ralph was a main reason for the following. I looked forward to the sarcasm, honesty, wittiness and sense of humor. Now, I have it again! THANK YOU! BTW, Eddie and Ralph make a great team!
  • Mark. Galassini
    Great!!! Smart funny!
    About time Ralph gets his own show!
  • Stephersssss
    My favorite podcast
    Ralph, love this show and how much work you put into it. Each episode I am trying to contain my laughter at my desk. Love every segment, but I honestly like hearing just you and Eddie talk more than when you interview someone. Keep holiday or holinay (if only for the opening jingle).
  • raulnsocal
    Great way to start the Day
    Ralph Garman has taken what he did on KROQ and over the year the podcast has been on. He has a vice host Eddie Pence to do banter with. Also a British correspondence Steve Ashton, movie reviews, Hollywood news, impersonations, it's a couple of bucks a month but there aren't any commercials.
  • ashookway
    LMB
    This podcast is awesome. Funny, informative and cheap as chips!
  • tell em steve dic
    Uhh....
    Only retards imitate other people’s voices...
  • PicoDeGallo.net
    The dynamic duo.
    Ralph and Eddie give me a reason to get out of bed. Their humor is on track with what my wife and I like. The music and cultural references is on target, too. I’m looking forward to many more episodes.
  • Sports Fan 5280
    Member of the K&B diaspora
    Really couldn’t stick with the old radio show when Ralph was let go. But this show is a good substitute. RG is one of the best radio/podcasters out there and Eddie has been a welcome foil. Well worth the $0.15 per episode for my commute. It doesn’t have quite the production value of the old radio show with the drops,etc but very funny nevertheless.
  • JOSE412163
    It started out great!
    Then he suddenly added mike which he just Abuses the whole time the way he abused bean on the air at kroq. The holiday day crap!?? It was better when it was him only.
  • Shgbed
    Excellent show
    Love it and Ralph.
  • DaJawn
    Yayer
    I’m better today because I listened to Ralph.
  • Nramz
    Ralph, the Mornings Savior
    So relieved and happy to hear you again in the morning Ralph! Loved your work since the day my dad turned the station to KROQ in the mornings, on the way to school. Thanks for being so entertaining, so hilarious, and just so awesome!
  • aphinian
    Ralph and Eddie Pence... how can you go wrong?!
    Just as a reminder: nobody grows corn on their damned balcony!
  • amanda129352765223
    Love it!!!
    Ralph is so great, he has all kinds of guest. If I had a million dollars I would just throw it at you. His bits are funny, and news is up to date. You can tell he works for his Podcast. GARMY STRONG!!!
  • nahferals
    Great Daily Podcast
    $3 month and worth it
  • BSA Mr Zombie
    Sharknado
    Love Ralp and his eight impressions .
  • Punkbass182
    Awesome
    The mornings just aren’t complete without Ralph Garman 🤘🏼
  • Higley
    I usually like Garmin
    His show just isn’t for me, and he’s a lot too left wing here for me. I don’t need it.
  • Cobra Asset
    No more waiting
    I love it! No more waiting for your turn to get on the radio! Your own show was the best thing that could’ve happened!
  • skinnpuppy
    thank you Ralph!
    thank you so much for this podcast. K&B is NOT the same without you! (honestly, you were the best part of that show, and I always wondered how it could be called the "Kevin and Bean" Show, when you, Ralph, were about 25% of it!) so, thank you for making your own podcast. my only issues with it are: - too much sports talk (I know you dgaf, but i'm just putting it out there) - need more stuff like The Batchelor Report, because Tuesday's are my favorite day specifically for this. - you could use a cohost... I know you have lots of guests, but Ralph is at his best when he is dealing with someone else who is an idiot (aka Kevin, Bean, or Ali). honestly... that's about it! this is the first podcast that I have actually done Patreon for... and $3 a month?! so f'in worth it!! woulda preferred 2$, but I understand. 😉
  • It's Just James
    Exactly what I needed
    Ralph back in our earholes on a daily basis, with no filter. No one to tell him what he can and can't talk about.
  • Smeghead0204
    Best Job Loss Recovery
    Sad he's not on KROQ, but happy to get to support a great entertainer.
  • Starscream Jubilee
    Appreciative
    I listen to the show every Monday just because I cannot afford to have a Pateron for the remainder of the week. I appreciate and it was not lost on me that Ralph gave a free episode just so that we can listen to Kevin Smith's story to make sure that Kevin was O.K. This is a great show and I am grateful for it.
  • 71K5Blazer
    The man!!!!
    So glad you are not letting the bad stuff holding you down!!! You are an inspiration to us all!!! Keep it up Ralph!!!!!! Love you brother!!!!
  • Bubkis3D1
    KROQ who???
    I'm happy to hear your voice and comedy in the morning once more! Keep em coming and thank you for the laughs while in traffic!
  • ZukoPuko82
    I missed Frank!
    One of the funniest people in show bizz. Long time fan.
  • Jonkristian80
    Garmy fan club.
    Got familiar with Ralph through Hollywood babylon, and plan on supporting him in any endeavor he takes on.
  • Willy goat
    Unbelievable
    You burden me with your questions You'd have me tell no lies You're always asking what it's all about, darlin' listen to my replies You say to me I don't talk enough But when I do I'm a fool These times I've spent, I've realized I'm going to shoot through and leave you The things, you say Your purple prose just gives you away The things, you say You're unbelievable
  • bflemmer
    Incredible!
    It would be a waste of time NOT to listen to this podcast. Enough can't be said to the humor, wit and quality of Ralph's podcast!
  • GillMacaBee
    My new #1 podcast.
    Just stumbled onto this. I don't know who this Frank Garman guy is but I like the cut of his jib. I will continue to listen until one of us dies.
  • Z.S Byerly
    Ralph Unchained!
    Mornings were gloomy without his presence on the airwaves, nice hearing his daily take on news again. Love ya! Mean it! 😉
  • IDLE FREAK
    Ralph is just a great human being !
    Love the set up of the pod. segments and interviews done in a man to man buddy to buddy way. Very relatable, and Ralph gives that penis a sandwich !
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